Category Archives: Journal

Music: “Hellfire” (Barns Courtney)


Bhitov Journal: 05/13/2017

Bhitov just spent past week trying to secure loan for new ice-home.  Something with nice view of ice-shore and thick-hard walls to keep out bear-invaders.  Nothing go well.  This music smooth-sooth Bhitov’s angry heart. Fill in jagged-angry parts of Bhitov’s brain with jagged-angry parts of music-song to make Bhitov whole-healthy bird again.


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Art: Little Golden Videogame Books – Vol. 1 (Joey Spiotto)

Joebot - Joey Spiotto - My Little Golden Books - Videogames - Me and My Big Daddy


Bhitov Journal: 04/25/2017

Bhitov love read good book.  Remember all these classics fondly.  As a hatchling, wanted to be powerful protector like Big-Daddy.  Even made own costume out of pieces of debris found on ice-beach.  Would stomp around ice-house with little hatch-sister in tow as we fought off dangerous bear-invaders and whale-barbarians with drill-fist.   Sometimes miss those days, but at least have good memories of home-time with flock-family.


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Animation: “Alma” (Rodrigo Blaas)


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Bhitov Journal: 10/25/2011

This why Bhitov no trust dolls.  With dead fish-eye stare and unnatural hard-soft body, doll lie on floor or sit on shelf. Pretend to be innocent toy, but really just waiting.  When penguin let guard down, then “CAW!”  Doll gobble up unlucky penguin like whale-barbarian who grab hatchling from ice-shore. 

This why Bhitov made sure to burn all of hatch-sister’s dollies when little.  Bhitov careful!  Bhitov smart!  Bhitov always keep careful eye out for sneaky-sly doll-enemy!

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Video: Tonight I Strike (Dan Gaud)


Bhitov Journal: 04/25/2017

Bhitov would like say things like this never happen in Pengonia.  Would like say, but cannot.  Sometime, penguin disappear and no one know where go.  No one know, but everyone guess.  Great-Leader done much to make Pengonia safe-place by using invisible-police to strictly enforce laws, but even in capitol-home, there still walrus-mafia and black-seal market to deal with…


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Comic: “Life Plan” (The Awkward Yeti)

The Awkward Yeti - Life Plan - Webcomic - Heart and Brain


Bhitov: 04/23/2017

Bhitov know this feeling very well.  When Bhitov was just hatchling, thought that Bhitov would be glorious hero of Pengonian empire, but instead, Bhitov’s mightiest battles usually involve finding best deals for products on internet…


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Animation: “Zelda – The Musical” (Dorkly)


Bhitov Journal: 04/19/2017

Bhitov not understand why scrawny human boy so popular with attractive women.  No talk, no deal with birds in nice way, not even got best Tri-force ability, yet even tiny flying ball-light follow him around like him bird-god or something.  Prefer Ganandorf!  Him much better hero! Him big-strong, have best Tri-force power and long handsome nose-beak.  Him just like Great-Leader, except slighty weaker, because everyone know that Great-Leader is most powerful warrior…


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Site News: Currently Under (Re)Construction…

Please ignore the mess and bear with us while we work to bring you a better…uh…experience… ^_^;;


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Bhitov Journal: 09/15/2011

Sent first image for new website to Ta-Lee today.  Bhitov not understand why she kept sending “LOL” and “ROFL” messages afterwards.  Image is to representing very serious responsibility of creating new family with reader.    No understand what so funny about family creation.  Ta-Lee is strange person.

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Animation: “Majora’s Mask – A Terrible Fate” (EmberLab)


Bhitov Journal: 04/18/17

Bhitov still not like “Legend-Zelda” people very much. Many beautiful bird-women and strong bird-men in strange world, but no-feather human ignore or fight them. In new video, even ugly, wrinkled forest child recognize superiority of bird and wear honor-beak. No understand why he switch to hideous googly-eye hippy mask at end.  Bhitov think this very bad decision on ugly human’s part.


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