Comic: “Angel of Deaf” (Tyler Hendrix)

Shitfest Comics - Angel of Deaf - Webcomic - Humor


Bhitov Journal – 07/07/2017

In Pengonia, smart penguin know to hide from scary Death-Bird by not going near dangerous blood-places.  Smart penguin avoid ice-shore when whale-barbarians and bear-invaders are hunting.  Smart penguin not talk or write bad things about Great-Leader.  Smart penguin is long life penguin.


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Video: “Dubstep Guns” (CorridorDigital)


Bhitov Journal – 07/13/2017

Six years later and Bhitov still love video.  Bhitov love dubstep.   Love funny YouTube videos even more.  Video combine both.  Make Bhitov smile every time. 

Bhitov also still love band that provide music for video.  Bhitov sad that Klaypex no longer give away “Loose Dirt” EP for free.  Had to remove link.  (T v T)


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Video: “Hot Wheels Stunt Race” (Mark Rober)


Bhitov Journal – 07/07/2017

Kaw kaw kaw!  Bhitov remember playing with Hot Wheel toy found on ice-beach after great-storm. It was shaped like death-shark, but with wheels.  Scared Bhitov’s hatch-sister, but Bhitov brave, played with often!  Bhitov had much-fun playing in snow, making secret hideouts, road-caves, and streets to drive on.  

Kaw kaw kaw.  Yes.  Good memories this. (^v^)


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Music: “Remember The Name” (Fort Minor)


Bhitov Journal – 07/05/2017

Bhitov know this feel.  This feel is disappointment.  Bhitov let hunt for new ice-home take up all free time.  Let website viewers and Ta-Lee down.  Must do better.  Will do better.  Bhitov make honor-promise.


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Comic: “Seasoned” (Maximumble)

Maximumble - Chris Hallbeck - Seasoned - Shark - Comic

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Music: “Hellfire” (Barns Courtney)


Bhitov Journal: 05/13/2017

Bhitov just spent past week trying to secure loan for new ice-home.  Something with nice view of ice-shore and thick-hard walls to keep out bear-invaders.  Nothing go well.  This music smooth-sooth Bhitov’s angry heart. Fill in jagged-angry parts of Bhitov’s brain with jagged-angry parts of music-song to make Bhitov whole-healthy bird again.


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Art: Little Golden Videogame Books – Vol. 1 (Joey Spiotto)

Joebot - Joey Spiotto - My Little Golden Books - Videogames - Me and My Big Daddy


Bhitov Journal: 04/25/2017

Bhitov love read good book.  Remember all these classics fondly.  As a hatchling, wanted to be powerful protector like Big-Daddy.  Even made own costume out of pieces of debris found on ice-beach.  Would stomp around ice-house with little hatch-sister in tow as we fought off dangerous bear-invaders and whale-barbarians with drill-fist.   Sometimes miss those days, but at least have good memories of home-time with flock-family.


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Animation: “Alma” (Rodrigo Blaas)


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Bhitov Journal: 10/25/2011

This why Bhitov no trust dolls.  With dead fish-eye stare and unnatural hard-soft body, doll lie on floor or sit on shelf. Pretend to be innocent toy, but really just waiting.  When penguin let guard down, then “CAW!”  Doll gobble up unlucky penguin like whale-barbarian who grab hatchling from ice-shore. 

This why Bhitov made sure to burn all of hatch-sister’s dollies when little.  Bhitov careful!  Bhitov smart!  Bhitov always keep careful eye out for sneaky-sly doll-enemy!

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Video: Tonight I Strike (Dan Gaud)


Bhitov Journal: 04/25/2017

Bhitov would like say things like this never happen in Pengonia.  Would like say, but cannot.  Sometime, penguin disappear and no one know where go.  No one know, but everyone guess.  Great-Leader done much to make Pengonia safe-place by using invisible-police to strictly enforce laws, but even in capitol-home, there still walrus-mafia and seal-smugglers to deal with…


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Music: “Who Did That To You?” (John Legend)


Bhitov Journal: 04/23/2017

Bhitov often told need to watch “Django Unchained,” but Bhitov no interested.  Who want watch lazy jailer spend two hours removing chains from human prisoner?  Next will tell Bhitov that he should watch ice-wall melt or snow-grass grow…


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